So I am a little weird when it comes to fashion... there are somethings that I like thare are very hip and stylish, but I am always afraid of wearing them because I imagine the inner monologue of people who see me with said item. Like, "Someone needs to tell that one that she is too damn old to be wearing a miniskirt" or, "Someone tell Jessi that Hannah Montana called. She wants her style back." So my friend LH wears a lot of stuff like this... items that I find cool and that I would like to wear... but I probably ought to just wait for her to get them and admire her great taste. Henceforth:
I have been on a terrarium kick lately. For some reason I want one. This is the segment of the program where Dave tells me I am not allowed to buy anymore plants because I do a fine job killing the ones I have now. Sad face.
I had a really awesome one of these that had Van Gogh's Starry Night on it. It was in my pocket when I ate it on Bourbon Street in New Orleans after the Malawi dinner in 2008. No, I was not intoxicated, I hurt my ankle. It had to go to the great purse in the sky because it was broken.
I do realize that I have a problem with bags. I am currently seeking therapy. Thanks.
dear jessica - you are too damn old to care what other people have to say about your style.
ReplyDeleteSincerely,
me.
Ps. that hat is supafly. buy it.